I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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