Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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