Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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