I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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