Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I AM VODKA MAN
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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