Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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