I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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