If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Farmville is her only friend.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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