Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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