I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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