So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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