Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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