Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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