If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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