Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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