i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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