Do you still have your period?
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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