nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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