Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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