Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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