I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We need to rekindle our bromance
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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