At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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