we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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