drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
And then my night got REAL pukey
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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