Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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