My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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