you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
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