I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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