life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
high people should be assigned attendants
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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