last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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