We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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