Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
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It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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