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Wat do u mean how?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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