No stitches, just platelets and will power
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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