will power is for people who don't want to get laid
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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