Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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