Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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