Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
