My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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