oh god the rape fog is back!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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