Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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