The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
