I cockslap morals
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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