The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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