This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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