how can u be prego again
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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