I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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