just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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