Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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