We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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