I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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