just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
