but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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