And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
